Versace Dreams

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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ostracizedpoodle:

if you’re desperate for attention call the cops on yourself 

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meladoodle:

*doctor voice* you know what they say, laughter is the best medicine! *writes url on prescription paper* yeah check me out follow 4 follow :) sorry about the kidney failure btw though

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freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

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rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

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