lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

asian:

people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too

(via distraction)

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via ruinedchildhood)

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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(via distraction)

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

thevirginharry:

(~ ͡°o ͜ʖo ͡°) come closer, child, so that i might see you

(via dutchster)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)