i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too
Q: do u have a faq?
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
when you flawlessly rap that verse
(~ ͡°o ͜ʖo ͡°) come closer, child, so that i might see you