• police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

(via obamameansfamily)