I’M SINGLE AS FUCK CAUSE I’M A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

(Source: juan-2-3, via governmentchancla)

yoncevevo:

so i just noticed there wasn’t a dick in my mouth… kinda upset

(via westbor0baptistchurch)

bellecosby:

PAY MY TUITION CHALLENGE!! I nominate Oprah and Bill Gates! yall have 24 hours

(via urlgaystan)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

(via dutchster)

trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

(Source: bovidae, via fragilelittledream)

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via distraction)